December 2009
66 posts
I am soooo fuckijgn blazed.
Shit.
Meowzedong and I had our booze goggles on for the majority of the day yesterdy.
We then snuck into this Australian girls house.
Her and I got married.
Then left to walk about 500 miles in the freezing ass cold at 6:00 am.
Lovely night.
Brian needs to wake the fuck up.
I want you.
I have 4 Trojan viruses.
Honestly?
How do I get rid of them?
I just watched Bruno…
Ahaha.
My oh my, so disturbing yet so damn funny.
Isch Niwwkk.
I just need 7 more points until I am at 100 Tumblarity points.
Quuiiiccckkk!
Start liking my shit!
My mom is drunk and keeps putting booze in my coffee.
Ahaha.
I love you mom. :)
My brother may not speak to my either, but he is slipping me some as well.
I have a new ritual to break in my new skateboard decks.
First, I take them to the park.
Second, take my shoes and socks off.
Third, drop in barefoot and front side tail stall.
Fourth, make sure that I rip off all of the skin on my little toe and have my blood/skin get imprinted into the grip tape.
My newest deck is all good now.
I am rather dressed up.
I wanted to look nice for my family since I can not afford to buy them anything.
Ha. I also have a proposition for my mother and father.
Brian and I are going to go half and half on a hookah.
We need somewhere to smoke, so my house would be nice.
Game.
Beer, Brandy, Ecstasy, and Vicodin.
All of which has been in my hand at one point tonight.
Which have I consumed?
the type i guy i tend to attract:
kick-drum-heart:
bipolar.
pot head.
tall (i’m short though, so it depends on your definition of tall).
mega flirts.
assholes.
selfish.
depressed.
yay.
something needs to happen. i want a good guy to come along so bad.
If you have a penis…you more than likely suck at life. The opposite sex always sucks. That is why I cannot obtain a damn girlfriend.
I should not havcbe gotten into muh parent absenthe. i am feeling nlike shit.
I am soooo so so so ecited to get bakc on my skateboard.
Duke cleared out the halfpipe for us.
What a nice guy.
EVERYONE!
Help a drunk kid get his Tumblarity to 100+….now! :)
I’ll be sooo so s odamned happy.
muahahaha. let’s talk people! call me. 354 6409-(775)
Brian. send me those pics of me tiwhr the bong and shit.
meowzedong:
thenirk:
Killed my Md 2020 and drank some vodkie.
Hammered as fuckckkkc bitches!
Bitch. Bring me some vodka.
Brian baby. I am sooo fucking plastered hahaha.
shit.
this vanilla smiiirrrrrrinofffff set me offf.
Wh y cant I sop spiiting on my caroegt!…i mean carpet!
Killed my Md 2020 and drank some vodkie.
Hammered as fuckckkkc bitches!
I need a job.
Summer of 2010 Brian and Nirk need to go on this road trip.
Meowzedong. Fuck you, but I love you.
Stop getting all of the ladies.
Oh, and my mother said I can go to Washington for Spring break with you.
I am so damn tired.
I miss her.
I want to drink till I piss myself tomorrow.
I need to skateboard.
It has been a week since I have been high…
When Otto comes down he best bring some good bud.
Listening to The Cribs.
meowzedong:
B’awww.
Ignoring Nick…B’awww.
I really need to start Tumblr.Com’n it up again.
Brian Wong
I am thinking about buying a 30 pack of something tomorrow.
I wanted to see if you were down to make some Wizard Sticks with me.
Call me.<33
Brian White
Call Nirk.
Brian Wong
This Friday you should try and see a movie with me at Grand Sierra. Only 3 darra.
Muahahahaha.
Mr.Kitty and I seem to still be mad at one another.
She is mad that I made her sleep on the couch last night for biting me as we were cuddling.
I am not letting my guard down though…no matter how much she meows.
I still love you though my beloved cat.
I don't want to go on anymore.
meowzedong:
I just don’t.
ohhh fuck off. you are going to carry on, and i shall be wth you the whole way. love you brian wong white.
I LOVE
3 Inches Of Blood
I have been going by Nirk for the past 2 years, and this whole time I have been an expression of being butt raped.
Hmm.
Muahahaha.
Nirk-It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.
My ohhh my.